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Some funny stories written by kids ..

Too good :D

"Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen". As a queen she was a success.
When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah!"
and that was the end of the fighting for a long while."

"Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened
bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on
Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He died before he ever
reached Canada but his commandos made it. "

"Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits but I don't know why."

"Charles Darwin was a naturalist. He wrote the Organ of the Species.
It was very long and people got upset about it and had trials to see
if it was really true. He sort of said God's days were not just 24 hours
but without watches who knew anyhow? I don't get it. "

LoL, these where some of the excerpts that are actual answers
given on history tests and in Sunday school quizzes by
children between 5th and 6th grade,

They were collected over a period of three years by two teachers.
( Note: These teachers corrected the harder words for clarity )

Read carefully for grammar, misplaced modifiers, and of course,
spelling! Kids should rule the world, as it would be a laugh a minute
for us adults and therefore no time to wage war or argue.